Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
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