Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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