he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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