I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Randomize
