just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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