HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Randomize
