: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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