reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I would fuck him just for his dog
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