wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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