That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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