kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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