Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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