I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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