NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
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