It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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