What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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