South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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