happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
As shirtless as possible
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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