ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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