maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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