i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
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