i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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