I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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