Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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