If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
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dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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