idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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