3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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