I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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