I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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