nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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