Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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