is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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