the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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