im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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