Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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