I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
barbara walters just said penis...
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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