Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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