Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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