Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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