she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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