love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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