Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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