Rock
Scissors
Fuck
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize
