@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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