I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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