no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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