my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
