his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
is it fun? or sober?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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