the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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