just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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