We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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