She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
