His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
porn star boner night. come get it.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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